OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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