Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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