margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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