he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Randomize
