You work out of a Hotel?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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