Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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