Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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