what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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