On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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