morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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