is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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