We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
