Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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