He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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