I have demons in me.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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