This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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