she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
where are my eyebrows?
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