she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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