It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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