No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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