Have you finally orgasmed yet?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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