I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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