how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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