why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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