i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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