Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
