why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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