plz talk dirty to me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
MIDGETS
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Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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