____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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