i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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