how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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