you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Do you have feelings for this penis?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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