i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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