She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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