In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We had to coat check the pizza.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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