she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
God, I missed his penis.
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