I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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