i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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