I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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