If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
