who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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