Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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