It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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