I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
