it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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