she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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