how can u be prego again
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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