you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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