how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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