i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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